the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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