i don't like sucking hair
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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