i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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