I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
