i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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