I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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