Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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