He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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