I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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