Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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