UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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