Where did you get a picture of my penis
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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