Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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