So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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