wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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