I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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