your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I'm sobbing to NWA
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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