she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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