Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
