I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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