How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You need a sexual gate keeper
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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