it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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