i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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