I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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