Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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