The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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