I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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