Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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