I wish i was in the wii world.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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