is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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