"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
