Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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