What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Randomize
