well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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