At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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