her vagine was all disorganized.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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