And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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