no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
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I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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