yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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