just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....