He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.