How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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