We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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