this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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