He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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