They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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