I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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