He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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