google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize
