He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I fill condoms, not promises.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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