Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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