i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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