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(631): View more from New York

all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.

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(631): all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight. http://tfl.nu/hryw

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(+91): View more from India

Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.

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what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?

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(+91): Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step. (+91): what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her? http://tfl.nu/u7i2

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(904): View more from Florida

ID DO HER

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SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK

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(904): ID DO HER (1-904): SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK http://tfl.nu/y38s

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(907): View more from Alaska

she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.

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(907): she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit. http://tfl.nu/38x3

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

he had to chose between the booze and condoms

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what did he choose?

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the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?

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(857): he had to chose between the booze and condoms (774): what did he choose? (857): the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right? http://tfl.nu/iz27

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(303): View more from Colorado

Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...

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(303): Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water... http://tfl.nu/8ncn

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(574): View more from Indiana

Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..

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(574): Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called.. http://tfl.nu/0u89

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(775): View more from Nevada

FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again

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(775): FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again http://tfl.nu/fzl1

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(612): View more from Minnesota

He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"

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(612): He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?" http://tfl.nu/lotk

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(402): View more from Nebraska

He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.

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(402): He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart. http://tfl.nu/f1o2

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(775): View more from Nevada

Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls

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Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter

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(775): Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls (702): Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter http://tfl.nu/jyvi

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.

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(218): I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday. http://tfl.nu/vjch

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(586): View more from Michigan

So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?

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(586): So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college? http://tfl.nu/tyby

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(207): View more from Maine

He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex

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(207): He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex http://tfl.nu/e8rm

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....

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(919): It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason.... http://tfl.nu/q7go

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