I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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