I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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