Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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