the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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