Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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